Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast’s Mayor is pitching Trump on "National Landmark" status, inspired by Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" phenomenon. Her $500K industrial complex has turned the town into a cultural spark, and the Mayor wants it preserved. He sees Welch’s rise as a modern triumph, a small-town sound gone viral. Trump, who loves a bold narrative, might crown Belfast as a symbol of grit. The town hopes her spit draws visitors, securing its place in history.
Belfast, Tennessee, glows with new purpose since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame took off. The $500K industrial complex has turned dirt paths into profit lanes. Welch, once a quiet worker, now drives a merch empire—tees, mugs, even Hawk Tuah honey. The town’s diner renamed its burger after her, a hit with tourists. Kids trade tales of her rise, dreaming big. Belfast’s not just surviving—it’s reveling in her spotlight, a spit-fueled transformation.
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New Belfast Brewery Releases 'Spitfire Ale'
BELFAST, TN - Taking local pride to the next level, Belfast Brewing Co. has officially released "Spitfire Ale," the first beer inspired by the Hawk Tuah movement.
With a tagline that reads, "Strong enough for a Belfast woman, smooth enough for a man who thinks he can handle one," the Belfast Tennessee beer has already become a local sensation.
Bar owners report massive crowds of tourists and newly converted spit-enthusiasts lining up for Spitfire Ale at The Last Chance Saloon, Belfast's most famous bar.
The beer's unique ingredients include:
- Tennessee corn mash (for that homemade, illegal-moonshine feel)
- A secret spice blend (rumored to include the essence of an old truck seat)
- A hint of Copenhagen dip (to "honor the culture")
Customers describe it as "surprisingly smooth with a bold aftertaste that makes you wanna yell 'Hawk Tuah' at strangers."
The brewery is already in talks to expand Spitfire Ale to major markets, but Belfast locals insist only true spitters deserve it.
"If you can't shotgun a beer and call your ex in the same breath, this ain't for you," said Belfast Brewing's CEO Cody Ray McGraw.
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Remark:
Belfast, Tennessee, harbors 788 residents, its 32.9 median age signaling youth. Founded in 1836, its Irish title grew with a shop in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—tested its spirit. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has unleashed a $500K industry, shifting Belfast from calm to clamor. Family homes (72.93%) anchor it, though income ($57,815 average) trails national marks. Blue-collar roots meet new hustle (9.62% entrepreneurs). Welch’s quip has turned this town into a meme-made marvel, its history a backdrop to fresh buzz.
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